Phrases

Phrases

1. Phrase:  If you'd be my wife, I'd hang myself.

    Location:   Some guy Downtown New York (on the phone)

2. Phrase:  Kevin Hart told me I should be a comedian, he was wasted last night.

    Location:  Some guy in the hall of IUSB

3. Phrase: And I thought I had a bad day...

    Location: Comment of the guy watching car crash

4. Phrase:We are sorry, our take off is delayed for about 10 minutes, appreciate your understanding.

    Location: Airplane captain after 2 hours of sitting and waiting in the plane. (O'Hare Airport)

5. Phrase: Mommy you look beautiful

    Location: 3 year old child taking picture of her mom in American Museum of Natural History (NY)

The Adoration

by

Pavel Eshanov

Office

Amy has a reputation of chatterbox and an extremely cocky person. She is watching her colleague, that she hates, fighting with his wife in his room. He takes the blinds down. Amy decides to come closer just to hear what they say. Out of conversation she understands that his wife is about to come out. She makes an impression as if she was passing by. Wife bursts out of the door.

Amy

Uff.. (makes weird mug) What was that all about?

Colleague makes a gesture with his hand almost saying - “you don’t want to know!”

Colleague

She left me and going on vacation with some a..hole.

Amy (sarcastically)

If I would be your wife, I would have left you a long time ago.

Colleague

If you’d be my wife, I’d hang myself!

(closes the door before she responds)

Amy is shocked by this outrageous rudeness, walks away on the nerve. “What a twerp” - in her mind.